Daddy: Tiger do you want to give Daddy one of your chicken nuggets?
Tiger: Err no thank you Daddy
"Mummy your tattoos look like stickers"
(Tiger calls Nettles 'prickles' or more precisely PRICKS)
Tiger: (shouting loudly) Mummy look there are little pricks everywhere!
Mummy: (a bit embarrassed while other mums look at me questionably) hunny they are called nettles
Tiger: No I like to call them pricks, mummy don't go near the pricks, they are not nice!
Mummy: You are certainly right there!