Thursday, 10 October 2013

Little Chortles - smooth operator

Wanted poster

Tiger on relationships
Couple in their car chairs leaned back having a snog!
"They are going to have a good sleep later in the car!!"

Tiger on comfortable temperatures
Mummy: Take your jumper off you must be hot!
Tiger: I'm not hot just very very very warm!

Gets into bed with me
"Mummy you are very hot! Hot like a steamed pancake!!"

Tiger on Freebies
Coming home after a weekend away with his auntie
Mummy: You are very lucky, Auntie T always buys you lovely presents when you go to stay with her.
Tiger: I know, Auntie T is very nice! Maybe you could go and stay with her and get some presents too!

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